says: Dear Matt, else output += unescape(l[i]); document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_XCOtDMoHTO').innerHTML = output; David Im not surprised that ignorant people coming from a 3rd world communist dictatorship find Miami to be a paradise.. or persons from some other boondocky rednecky small town.. Oscar Wilde is funny and witty, so is Tina Fey and David Sedaris. As for Southern California, the people are rude, conceited and have no topic of conversation aside from their Body Mass Indexand your beaches are a rocky piece of shit. I wish all the superficial posers would leave Miami and it could be like it was in the 70s. Miami Dade is a very diverse city, ethnic wise. says: This is what is wrong with our country..people are to damn sensitive.its not like he wrote this for a Pulitzer prize..its entertainment and as a Hispanic Miamian he is absolutely on point!! else output += unescape(l[i]); I know a lot of people that have come here for Spring Break or the Winter Music Conference and have decided Miamis the place for them, and while as a business person, I welcome their economic stimulus, it can definitely get annoying when it gets even worse to find parking at the beach or theres more congestion due to traffic accidents from people who havent learned how to properly drive down here. Your judgment is faulty. Its Miami folks. I recommend anyone who is in my old situation to try him because he will help you and make things be the way it ought to be. [CDATA[ if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_UyMR44jN3s').innerHTML = output; FPL will ruin your weekend Air conditioning units use only slightly less energy than Abrams tanks. says: Ive been hearing the same drivel during the last 60 years. } ). Some American cities have pockets where languages other than English are spoken. This article is very funny, so dont take it personally. says: sorry, but if you cant laugh at yourself and where you live, no matter where it is, you need to grow up and get some real confidence in yourself. I didnt know what was going on at first but as he got deep in the affair with his new lover, i felt that our marriage was on the rocks. 12. Ive been to the beach less than 15 times and no one cant get me into clubs, even with a VIP card. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_11bM1UjAdD').innerHTML = output; ), 9th in most unequal cities: At least half of what you say is completely wrong. But we have every single ethnic background, right here in this beautiful city. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Every time i read this i laugh. //Miamis Newest Douchebag HIV AIDS, Go back to your superior part of the country, where that might be, where you feel at home among your fellow Anglos. right? Then 1 day, a friend of mine told me about a great spell caster that is very good to help my problem and, my friend also said that the spell caster gave him some lucky numbers that he played in a lottery and he won. Atlanta. Those intellectuals want their lawns mowed and their houses cleaned for the cheapest price possible so they welcome undocumented people. Most of Miami is THIS EXACT ARTICLE and it sucks sometimes. Ive lived here for 9 of the longest years and its a joke! If you go to any small town people actually say hi and if you drop something they offer to pick it up. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ (8) If you need financial assistance. The only big city in the US where I've noticed people were nicer and more considerate was Atlanta. Girls ect. I hope this crybaby isnt still polluting the Miami smog with his dull presence. 2- You have to drive like a maniac.- Dont HAVE TO, but point taken. Melissa Gomez ( Disclaimer: For all of the good Anglos out there, dont be offended by my apparent bigotry. //]]> MIAMI Life Dreams They pass the property to their children. And it is the Jews with the money who really run the place, the ones in their proverbial high towers moving chess pieces around and laughing at each and every checkmate, cleverly disguised as the sound of a golf-ball tee-off (not really true, but fun to indulge ones mind with, yes?) And yes unfortunately I am a Miami as well but at least I agree that I was being disrespectful to you all. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18665115/ns/health-mental_health/t/miami-drivers-have-worst-road-rage/#.TqnYZEOImU8, Highest ranking in medicare fraud: I would say big cities in general have less compassion. I am so ready to find my village of people. Im the happiest Ive been with my surroundings since living in/visiting Lima. 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Article truth says: I probably should not take the time to type my thoughts as I have a paper to write, but here I go. If you came here for a week and thought Miami was your new home, heres 25 realities you need to accept before you make our skyline your background on Facebook (even though you probably already have). Many of the local Latinos are STILL not aware that African-Americans will not tolerate being called the N-word. I must testify of a great spell caster called Dr aye who help me bring back my husband that run after a woman called bulky, my husband intend to follow her because of money and bulky is a woman of timbre and Caliban one day i was not able to sleep so the following morning then i Email him because i have been seeing his posting on internet, Dr aye how help me bring him back, i thought he was a smacker , but when he help me then i believe him then i introduce my father friend to him who has been an HIV positive for a year and two months and he also solve his problem, today he is living a healthy life all because of Dr aye he is happy and fine.pleas do email him on the following ex back H I V solution job occupation email him on . Salaries dont come close to cost of living Employers seem to think $30,000 a year is perfectly reasonable when a decent apartment costs a grand. var l=new Array(); I know there are a lot of things wrong with it, but South Dade is beautiful and after living through a cold Georgia winter, I .appreciate the gorgeous warm weather in Miami. JumpingBean I have such a diverse group of friends that they represent about 30 different countries. says: I was born in Miami in the 70s.grew up therefamily ran two major businesses there . Insurance and insurance rates - homeowners, flood, storm, wind, car, etc. the guy making this video could easly send that for some investigation. (3) If you want a child. Marta vicentini outside of the bible belt, it sucks. Sure, it was funny, but it was also very true. Miami } If I remember, we beat out Cleveland! if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; The Miami (Ohio) RedHawks (12-18, 6-11 Mid-American) look to end a disappointing season on a bright note against the Buffalo Bulls (14-16, 8-9) in Alumni Arena Friday at 7 p.m. Miami is the Tropical Latino version of The Jersey Shore. U really feel offended having to work under the orders of someone who was a comemierda in Cuba, and they think here in the U.S. are a superior race, and are going with that attitude that everything in this world is due for them. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_CvicQgjDT2').innerHTML = output; The Spanish speaking is a deal killer. This article, although is probably meant to be funny but unfortunately its spot on. I thought I was about to live out a dream when I saw the sign that reads Entering Miami-Dade County, boy was I wrong. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; I suggest you go back to elementary / high school and educate your self on geography & world history. Although people will still move here anyway. Bonus Offered. Sure, LA is plenty shallow too, but at least its far more educated. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Were not stupid. 8:30AM. Miami Joe And you wont get unfunny jokes that people laugh at anyway. Thomas S. Mogavero After seeing a post on the internet by Mitchelle Andres saying how she was helped Dr. Ovia, i also decided to contact him for help and i am also happy that he helped me also and today i can proudly say that my Wife is now with me again and she is now in love with Me like never before. Sort of like the old adage, talk sense to a fool and hell call you a fool, tell a Miamian that Miamians are dumb and hell call you a moron. Miami may have a large Spanish speaking population, but that doesnt imply that its not an American city. People in Miami are not generally dumb, UNLESS you spend your time hanging around in bars, night clubs, or along the beach. Those of us who actually live in Miami (not South Beach) understand that Miami is not the place to be! Try . They might be persnickety but for this kind of occasion it's nice to have a country full of petty-fogging ppl. } //]]> Trashy stories, trashy glamour, all things fake, plastic, and downright trashy, low-class, no-class, white trash, bimbos, and damn proud. I am here to give testimony on how I got my husband back, my husband left me for no reason 3 years ago. Data is a few years old, but can we then conclude the problem has magically resolved istself? (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) As a mainstream American who is stuck in Miami until I find another job, I can tell you that once I leave here I will never come back, not even for a family funeral. says: My problem with herpes has caused me many traumas, especially in my sex life. Miami is a jungle, were all competitive, we will do WHATEVER it takes to get byin style (because its none of your damn business how I got my car) and unless youre signing our paychecks, we do what WE WANT (even if it means cancelling dinner plans with your lame ass). Its dumb as shit, lazy as shit, and has the worst customer service in the country. Those of you who have posted percentages, please do your research before you post erroneous data and information. John Garcia for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Most Miamians dont understand Gringo humor. BUT HE IS ACTUALLY REAL AND A VERY GOOD SPELL CASTER. The sad thing for immigrants who dont speak English in the Greater-Miami area is that they cant live where its more affordable to live because the farther you get from Miami the more English you have to know to get by. There is much that I want to do when I move there. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_7T3SfqrZg3').innerHTML = output; Frank Rachel Its a party town with some industries that put it on the map fiscally, but its not NYC, LA, NOLA, Chicago, Denver, Boston or Austin. says: Best thing to do is to live and work in an area less than two hours away from Miami where the jobs are better, rent is lower and income is higher, then visit Miami for a night or two every year. Dont hold your breath.). Its a third world county now. 0-for-2 there, Jules. You are a punk. Most of those cars are leased Miami is a great testament to what $299 a month* can get you. No Cuban in Miami has higher wages than Angloes .specially because of the pretty know crappy wages. I like sun! AND ALSO HELPED ME GOT BACK MY JOB AND MY MARRIAGE. If I struck a nerve and offended people here then good! Why thank you. Rob says: You have to be an ignorant son of a bitch to believe anyone that suggests a voodoo priest can fix your fucked up self. //