IRS Agent You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! It's over. Happy Gilmore - Rotten Tomatoes WHO NEEDS YOU? Fan: When his . PGA TOUR players talk Happy Gilmore Felling the flow. : He hates me. The blatant manner that Happy is shilling Subway comes off as parody, since Happy is doing product placement in . I gotta make some money. Bay also appeared in the 1998 series finale of Seinfeld (1989), as did Ben Stiller's father, Jerry Stiller (in his recurring role as Frank Costanza). Happy Gilmore: Is that goal regulation size or what? I'm Bob Barker. . ", had_enough.mp3
We have to take the house and if you can't get the money together in 90 days, we're gonna have to sell the house to someone else. bull_dance.mp3
Talk about your all time backfires. I think I just killed her! Bob Barker: From $23.15. This man is destroying golf. PiecesOfShit.wav(97K)
Yeah, alright. Hell no! You gotta rise above it. YOU LIKE THAT BABY? Happy, a raucous hockey player turned golfer, sends the sedate sport into overdrive after he becomes a media sensation with his outlandish antics on the links. Happy Gilmore: 12. ", "He's laughing, he's having a good time", notnice.mp3
Oh, you can count. Chubbs: Look at this stupid thing. See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life." ~ Happy Gilmore. You like that, old man? Happy Gilmore (9/9) Movie CLIP - Happy's Short Game (1996) HD. Great to hear from you! Just tap it in. I'd love to punch that guy in the face right now. Happy Gilmore: Wake Up With Happy Gilmore's Subway Commercial. Get that gold jacket that I never got. This works for Subway as their website states their target market . Happy Gilmore: [to Happy] I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Happy Gilmore: [Bob grabs Happy's throat, opens his eyes with a menacing look, stands up, punches Happy in the gut twice, and once in the face before Happy falls down again] And, Richard Kiel, who was also in Happy Gilmore, played in the original film The Longest Yard. You're in my world now grandma. I guess it's the new tour sensation Happy Gilmore who's attracting all sorts of people to this beautiful course. . Yeah, right. Happy Gilmore (1996) - Frances Bay as Grandma - IMDb Well, at least we got the house, right? Shooter McGavin: Happy Gilmore: I thought we were going to be just friends. Grandma: Whoa, look pal, my grandfather built this house with his bare hands and my Grandma's been here over 60 years. Well, Real Estate is a hobby of mine Shooter McGavin: But I didn't have any money. What the hell is the matter with you? That's my puck, baby, don't you ever touch my puck. Doug, kick him off the Tour! Block. Happy: Hey what are you doing now? [referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home] Suck my white ass ball! Well, I'd like to see you try. Who the hell is Happy Gilmore? What's this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? Yeah. That's my grandmother's! Trying to reach the green from here, Shooter? Julie Bowen later revealed on Access Hollywood that there is a deleted segment of the Happy Place scene where she made out with the dwarf dressed like a cowboy. They debated for a while until Sandler convinced MacDonald that Shooter was afraid of Happy's violent temper. You're acting like a damn fool! [Chubbs chuckles as he pats Happy with his wooden hand. Happy: You're wrong. : Because you're black? At least ten times. Happy's shaggy homeless caddy (Allen Covert) is named Otto in the credits. You boys are going to pay for that! Happy Gilmore - Wikipedia Around 30 minutes of the film were cut in order to obtain the PG-13 rating. Happy Gilmore:
[Happy visits his happy place one last time, he sees Chubbs] Mr. Larson is described as "Frankenstein" at one point. Halfway through the movie, I didn't know what I wanted more: laughs, or mustard. I am good. Adam Sandler later worked with Burt Reynolds nine years after Happy Gilmore (1996) in The Longest Yard (2005), which was a remake of The Longest Yard (1974), in which Burt Reynolds previously appeared. All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good! You'll pay. breakfast! It makes me hungry. What are you doing Happy? Mister! Happy Gilmore Quotes - Happy Gilmore Audio Clips - Dr. Odd Give it a little tappy tap tap taparoo. Upon their first meeting, McDonald ultimately decided to accept the role and has said it remains one of the best decisions of his career. Every BEN STILLER Scene in HAPPY GILMORE. : Oh, God, that hurt a little, but I'm alright. ", "I saw it go up, did it come back in? Combined faces of top 500 professional golfers [OC]
Shooter McGavin: Oh yeah. Adam Sandler and Christopher McDonald went on to later appear in Dirty Work (1998), with McDonald also playing the antagonist in that film. Just easin' the tension, baby. He shoots, he scores! Shooter McGavin: Happy Gilmore "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast??" And I've got to tell you, this guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff! $25.69. [to himself while getting pelted with baseballs inside the batting cage] You better relax, Bob. Shooter McGavin: Subway restaurants are owned and operated by a franchisee network that includes more than 20,000 dedicated entrepreneurs and small business owners - who are all committed to delivering the best guest experience possible in their local communities. Kyle regularly played golf with Sandler and Sandler's father. You've got to kick him off the tour.
I think you've had enough. Chubbs urges Happy Gilmore to enter a local tournament where the winner will earn an automatic spot on the professional golf tour; desperate to take back his grandmother's house, Happy Gilmore accepts after Chubbs informs him of the significant prize money involved. Bob Barker: Happy Gilmore: Happy: Well, I'm outta here! I just yell sometimes, because I get so scared. [Chubbs plays and sings "We've Only Just Begun" on the piano]. Are you too good for your home? [after missing a slap shot by far] You no want breakfast? Feel the flow Happy. You, not getting the ball in the hole. . Adam Sandler's favorite role and movie of his own. [Shaking his head as he gets up] Assistant Coach: Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore "You're confusing me, just let me put the ball in the hole. Technical Specs, [referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home], [arrvies at Grandma's house to see a bunch of boxes outside her house], [Gets thrown out of the house by Happy and smashes through Grandma's front glass door and rolls down the porch stairs]. Happy Gilmore | Ice Hockey Wiki | Fandom Hey, put that stuff down! The crowd goes wild, Chubbs chuckles as he pats Happy with his wooden hand. Hey, put that stuff down! Not a rock concert. . $28.30. [Gets thrown out of the house by Happy and smashes through Grandma's front glass door and rolls down the porch stairs] Happy Gilmore IRS Agent: 364 days until next year's hockey tryouts, I have to toughen up. Soon after, the ball bounces on a green and rolls into the hole, making a hole in one. Why don't ya just come back up stairs honey? Adam Sandler initially offered the role of the nursing home orderly to Rob Schneider.
Happy: GOOD! On January 13, 2022, Subway released a commercial featuring NFL star Marshawn Lynch as their spokesperson. Doug Thompson: Nursing Home Orderly Look at that. You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cause you're never gonna get off that beach, just like the way you never got into the NHL you jackass! Happy Gilmore movie review & film summary (1996) | Roger Ebert Happy Gilmore "The price is wrong, Bitch. Happy Gilmore: Yeah you like that?
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"Happy Gilmore." Subway.com officially launches and restaurants open in Colombia . You're a lousy kindergarten teacher! [Angrily, with teeth clenched] At many points in the film, Chubbs can be seen wearing Lacoste clothing, obviously as a link to the fact he lost his hand to an alligator. Grandma? Happy Gilmore: Directed by Dennis Dugan. [voice over narration] Hey! From $21.50. I'm sorry, I have no discretion. If saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass. Joe Flaherty plays the character of the 'Jeering Fan', who drives into Happy with a white Volkswagen beetle. IRS Agent Give me my ball, come on, pop it up, you dirty bastard. Mover: LEGO. It's circular. Jack Ass! BEAT IT! It doesn't seem like he's grown up at all, but Happy Gilmore turns 20 years old this week. There was some guy out there giving me crap, and it took every ounce of my energy not to hit him. 1. [sees two movers taking Grandma's couch] You want to beat him? Happy: Just tap it in. I just couldn't get the ball in the hole. What an honor. : She's too old. I'm not taking her stuff, alright? Happy: Good luck. I mean, I can bring furniture from my place over here. I'm sorry, I have no discretion here. Happy Gilmore (1996) - IMDb $7.95 delivery Jan 30 - Feb 2 . He's not breaking any rules, and until he does Shooter McGavin: He shouldn't have been standing there. Happy Gilmore - Waterbury Open Badge Design Essential T-Shirt. Happy Gilmore Hat - Etsy Australia Citations - Adam Sandler Lee Trevino said that had he read the script and seen the salty language, he would've passed. Happy Gilmore: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast??" LEGO Ideas 21319 Central Perk Building Kit (1,070 Pieces) 4.9 out of 5 stars 21,245. Happy Gilmore (Film) - TV Tropes "HAPPY GILMORE" Meme Templates - Imgflip Within the recurring commentary team that's seen throughout the tournaments, the co-commentator Jack Beard never speaks. Bob Barker: When Happy trains with Chubbs at the miniature golf course, the first hole is surrounded by penguins that terrorized him in Billy Madison (1995). Just hit your ball if you can find it. Happy Gilmore is a 1996 American sports comedy film directed by Dennis Dugan and produced by Robert Simonds.It stars Adam Sandler as the title character, an unsuccessful ice hockey player who discovers a newfound talent for golf. I didn't *break* it, I was just testing its durability, and then I *placed* it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family. Why you don't you just go HOME? : ", "Happy Gilmore, you're starting to sound like a golfer", Mr. Larson (Happy's former boss) threatens Shooter, "I had to hit it off Frankenstein's fat foot", ohyeah.mp3
[makes putt]
A range of t-shirts sold by independent artists featuring a huge variety of original designs in sizes XS-5XL; availability depending on style. Mover: How's that nice girlfriend of yours? That's your home. :
Ah ah. : Nick Faldo is mentioned, but never seen on-screen. Announcer: By 90s-Mall. Happy Gilmore I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! Why didn't you just go HOME! Happy Gilmore "Son of a bitch ball! During scenes involving Richard Kiel (Mr. Larson), he had to stand still or lean on items. [arrvies at Grandma's house to see a bunch of boxes outside her house] Doctor: ! Happy Gilmore: Now, you're really gonna be mad. 35 What brand of golf ball does Happy Gilmore use on the 18th whole at the Waterbury Open. Mr. Larson: ay.mp3
Bob Barker: Happy Gilmore "Oh, I'm just um looking for the other half of this bottle and I oh there's some of itthere's some it it there too. Royals player makes commercial inspired by "Happy Gilmore" | The Kansas too good for your home? Covert played 2 different characters on that sitcom. Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational. So don't get mad at me. Any other font you want can be used if you first install it on your device and then type in the font name on Imgflip. Happy Gilmore | Apple TV [Happy hits a bad shot]
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: So don't get mad at me. My name is Happy Gilmore. : Bob Barker wasn't sure if he wanted to be in the movie. Well, whoop-dee-doo. Where are you going with those clubs, punk? Happy: Well, I'm outta here! It helps me go to sleep. [Happy hits the ball, hits the window to the house at the end of the street]. Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore "Alright, YEAH.." (clapping), hg-bleep.wav
Thank you, Shooter. Happy Gilmore Subway. How am I supposed to chip with that going on? Which movie was really just a giant advertisement? : r/AskReddit I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK. Damn you people. Bob Barker: No you've had enoughb**ch, homeball.mp3
Get me outta here! Here, eat that and leave us alone! Happy Gilmore "Son of a bitch, ball. I'm not attractive. Are you
That guy's driving me *crazy*! ??? There is *no* way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf! [stopping Happy from fighting Shooter] But he's a disgrace to the game! I don't date golfers. Happy Gilmore: Add to Favorites Adam Sandler Signed Autographed 11x17 HAPPY GILMORE Movie Poster RockNRollAuthentics. It requires talent and self discipline. Choose your favorite Happy Gilmore Subway-inspired shirt style: v-neck or crew neckline; short, baseball or long sleeve; slim or relaxed fit; light . 95. Shooter McGavin: You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and AROUND.
Chubbs: Get out the way. Grandma: Sir, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? Shooter McGavin: You wanna go to the Sizzler and get some grub? Happy Gilmore: As demonstrated on that film and plenty of others since, Sandler is by no means averse to pushing brand names in his work. "I was just testing its durability", "Friends listen to 'Endless Love' in the dark", "You're going to need a blanket and suntan lotion", AboutTime.wav(135K)
Both Richard Kiel (Mr. Larson) and Frances Bay (Grandma Gilmore) would later star together in Inspector Gadget (1999). Damned alligator BIT my hand off! See if you can outdrive the amazing", bleep.mp3
You want a piece of me? [sees two movers taking Grandma's couch] Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty.
The crowd goes wild] Happy Gilmore : [shouts] He shoots, he scores! Happy Gilmore: Happy learns to putt. HA on the one cheek, and sure enough PPY on the other. THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LIFE! I think you should be working at the snack bar. Shooter McGavin: warm glass of Shut the hell up Classic T-Shirt. Check the "Share this folder" check box and then click on the "OK" button. Shooter McGavin: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast!?! Happy: Oh good, 'cuz I'm a hockey player. Grizzly Adams *did* have a beard. IRS Agent: I bet you get a lot of that on "Let's Make A Deal.". Reply . Kevin Nealon as Potter "Doing the Bull Dance, feeling the flow, working it.". Virgina: Oh, no thanks. From $20.17. Happy Gilmore: Announcer: It is played annually in September, at East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta, and is the final event of the FedEx Cup Playoffs. I just may. Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore Over 1,300 free fonts are also supported for all devices. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Probably a great golfer huge ass. When he learned that he was going to win the fight with Adam Sandler, he accepted the role. This is going to be hilarious. Reply . ", "What do you think Grandma wants more - to get her house back, or to see her grandson succeed? A guy your size, why don't you play a real sport, like football? Yeah, but you've made a lot of money. Happy Gilmore - English Transcript | Readable This fresh, cold, delicious, turkey-filled [scene cuts to a golf tee where Happy is holding a sandwich in a commercial for Subway]. Happy Gilmore: Hey! NEW. Although the commercial itself is a very funny part, it was just very ridiculous and over the top to have an actual Subway commercial within the movie. [Happy walks into Doug Thompson's office]. Well great nice to meet ya man. Lotta pressure. Mr. Larson: The two of them walk away, Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half, Shooter McGavin is holding a speech for other golf players, after bending Shooter's club and while he's quickly walking away, speaking to shooter after making his first drive of the championship, after the air conditioner falls out the window and on an old lady, to Happy as he rushes out of his apartment, referring to the man standing in front of them wearing unusual clothing and a straw hat, Shooter has just purchased Happy's Grandmothers house, Happy Gilmore cheers and uses a golf club to do bull dance, after Happy putts for Waterbury victory, sort of disappointed, Happy does a funny victory "dance" with his caddy, after Happy finally sinks his putt after 7 tries, Happy pulls the guy's shirt over his head and then punches him in the face, to himself while getting pelted with baseballs inside the batting cage, the press is interviewing Shooter McGavin, in Doug's office, after having fought with Bob Barker, impersonating the announcer for the game show, the Price is Right, Happy visits his happy place one last time, he sees Chubbs, Chubbs plays and sings "We've Only Just Begun" on the piano, Young Happy, hits a hard plastic ball into his father's forehead, Happy fires a shot, and it shatters the glass in front of the coaches, a TV is broadcasting Happy's tirade on the golf course, arrvies at Grandma's house to see a bunch of boxes outside her house, Gets thrown out of the house by Happy and smashes through Grandma's front glass door and rolls down the porch stairs, Happy leaves; Virginia follows; Shooter smirks in triumph.
Broncos QB Russell Wilson Gets Absolutely Roasted Over Shockingly Weird It's great, the other day one of his fans mooned me. Shooter McGavin: [Happy throws down his club and punches Bob in the face, who falls to the ground].
Happy Gilmore = Subway . Yeah. It's not- it's not like i'm taking her stuff over to my place or something like that, alright? 'Happy Gilmore' at 25: Julie Bowen admits she thought no one - Yahoo! How nice to meet you. Happy did a commercial for Subway while he was suspended from the PGA for a month. [impersonating the announcer for the game show, the Price is Right] [points at him] 3. Bad. [Happy hits the sandwich off a tee and straight into the fan's open mouth]. Happy Gilmore / YMMV - TV Tropes Gif: Universal Pictures 10 of 11 ", hg-confusing.wav
Adam Sandler later worked with Burt Reynolds nine years after Happy Gilmore (1996) in The Longest Yard (2005), . You're the best. You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Happy: Step right up, folks! Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? Looks like you and I are going to be playing together today. [to his golf ball]
Shooter McGavin: The Most Memorable 'Happy Gilmore' Quotes - Ranker : It's mostly Played for Laughs, what with the Bad "Bad Acting" from Happy in a commercial for Subway restaurants. Imgflip supports all fonts installed on your device including the default Windows, Mac, and web fonts, including bold and italic. What ate Chubbs' hand? Steve enjoys golfing with the guys, grilling on Saturdays, and shopping for polos at Jcpenny while his wife looks at "lady stuff." Steve dreams of one day taking his family on a trip to a "less fortunate" country, in hopes that his children will learn to appreciate what they have. Holy shit. Doug Thompson: [to Grandma] And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass! Working it. Okay? 2. Where were you on that one, dipshit? Happy: (Spouts off expletives on TV and the censor beeps constantly). While Caddyshack is widely regarded as the greatest golf movie ever made, this is undoubtedly the second greatest.. Chubbs: . Ain't the best puck handler, either. 2.
[speaking to shooter after making his first drive of the championship] Which of the following golfers makes a cameo appearence in the film? [Having a bad day of golfing due to a member of the crowd] This was due to a severe automobile accident he had in 1992 where he suffered head trauma, losing his ability to balance without aid. Happy Gilmore | FanSonicWB Wiki | Fandom Answer: Subway. The problem with that is you're not a good player.". It's not- it's not like i'm taking her stuff over to my place or something like that, alright? All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good. gohome.mp3
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Well, the board thinks that might be a little extreme, considering that our ratings today were the highest that we've ever had. I hear that Asteroids machine calling my name from the gameroom, so Peace! With plenty of slapstick humor and hilarious product placements (i.e., the subway commercial in the middle of the film), Happy Gilmore did not fear doing whatever it took to get the people . Golf courses had immense importance in the . The Best Sports Comedy Movies, Ranked - movieweb.com Potter: Yeah, lot of pressure. See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life.
While they both have the majority of screen time together in this movie, they share no scenes together in the latter film. What do ya say? Starring: Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen. Well I'm NOT DOUG! Nursing Home Guy: Check out the nametag. [in slow motion, Happy hits a ball a great distance. Happy Gilmore: Look, I know that and I'm sorry, all right? The Middle (2009) also premiered on the same night and the same network as Julie Bowen's sitcom Modern Family (2009). [Gets thrown out of the house by Happy and smashes through Grandma's front glass door and rolls down the porch stairs] [after buying grandma's house in an auction] Happy: Holy shit! Shooter: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say. Happy Gilmore: I mean, look how he's standing. Gary Potter: ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR
3. You could get her a really nice condo. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. When Happy arrives at the Waterbury Open, he notices a white limousine pulling up behind him and says "Whoa, must be Burt Reynolds or something." Happy Gilmore: Well, what should I do then? I'm sorry baby I didn't mean that either. I'll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour! [to the golfers at a golfing range] At the bottom, Happy headbutts Bob]. Adam Sandler stars in this hilarious comedy that scores a hole in one for gut-busting wit and outrageous slapstick. So you had a fight with a game show host on national TV. Happy Gilmore (1996) Movie Product Placement (Page 1 of 2) Brands and Products, Such as Outfits Worn by Actors, Vehicles Driven by Artists, Electronics Used by Characters, Food and Drinks Enjoyed by Cast Members, Stores, Filming Locations, Companies or Other Items Seen in Happy Gilmore (1996) Movie (Page 1 of 2). He's lost the power to hit the long ball. Feelin' the flow. [a TV is broadcasting Happy's tirade on the golf course]. The government is. Adam Sandler and his best in film product placement Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Allen Covert (Otto), and Joe Flaherty (Jeering Fan) all appeared on the sitcom The King of Queens (1998). Just stay out of my way or you'll pay! Get off of me! shit.mp3
Answer me!! The guy who says "Grizzly Adams did have a beard" is Lee Trevino, one of the all time great golfers. My Puck.wav(66K)
LEAVE ME ALONE! Donald: Why don't you shut the hell up. [to Chubbs] after buying grandma's house in an auction, referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home, Shooter McGavin has just hit the ball on Mr. Larson's foot, after been hit by a Volkswagen driven by Donald, Having a bad day of golfing due to a member of the crowd, Happy hits the ball, which hits a man standing on a boat, who then falls into the water, Happy throws down his club and punches Bob in the face, who falls to the ground, Punches Happy in the gut, then proceeds to punch him in the face ten times, sending Happy falling into a pond, Happy grabs his club and swings at Bob, who blocks, punches Happy in the face, then throws him to the ground. He and Bob Barker are now dead-last. Happy: Your not going for good are ya honey. Now, you will go to sleep! Happy Gilmore: Rent Happy Gilmore (1996) starring Adam Sandler and Christopher McDonald on DVD and Blu-ray. Italian censorship visa # 91749 delivered on 5 June 1997. Bob Barker beats down Adam Sandler, the meestah meestah lady jumps on a moving car/gets crushed by an air conditioner, and Happy goes crazy on a mechanic clown. Bob Barker: This guy sucks! She's old. You're gonna die clown!! I don't consider that entertainment.